all began so nice.
A bunch of friends at a cabin in the mountains.
Lots of alcohol, laughter. We had fun.
And then do you not fucking a squad nazi zombies woke up.
I know. It sounds like a cliché, -
- but that's what happened.
You see, we found something.
Something we should not.
Old Nazi gold.
And so
- all hell broke loose.
they killed us all, one by one.
One of them bit me.
But I knew how I could fix it.
girlfriend Hanna
Her
They took her and.
I found gold.
Gave it back.
And they let me go.
I thought I was safe.
I was wrong.
Take the damn coin and go to hell where you came from!
Shit, shit, shit
Okay, Okay
(coughs and gets vomiting)
I knew we should not Having touched the casket.
Stay awake now. Stay awake.
That's a good question, Toralf. Of all migratory birds -
- it's a little critter that really stands out.
Namely, arctic terns, or Sterna paradisaea.
coastal bound, surface-feeding seabirds.
group havterner
Havternen maneuver gracefully in the air like a
Troops, Sieg Heil!
Talvik FISH
'' Yes?
What have we here?
Martin, can you hear me?
Hello, Martin. Welcome back.
Martin, you crashed your car.
A nasty crash. You are lucky to be alive.
There is more than one can say about your friends.
Have you seen
Have you seen creatures?
The things
Have the police caught them? Or the army?
Roy and Erlend?
- Hanna? - We found friends. All of them.
Dead. Hanna was your girlfriend, right?
Very beautiful. We found her too.
With an ax driven into the neck.
And your fingerprints on the shaft.
Do you have any idea how that could happen?
They came up from
From the snow. Creatures. Nazi. We stuck, but
Nazis coming out of the ground? Absurd.
Are you sure that he has brain damage?
Please call the family and say he is awakened. Ask the Attorney send a car.
And four additional men. You are ready to be transported.
They are out there yet. They will kill again if we do not stop them.
We should not stop anyone. I've seen what you've done.
- You'll be right in jail. - No one knows what happened there.
Only you know that. And it's not just bad news.
When we found you, you were badly injured. Your right arm was torn across.
- It was not torn - When we found you, it was cold.
The snow had chilled all, and it was very good.
- And then we found the arm in the car. - In the car?
It was slightly bruised and quite pale, bit strange, basically, -
- But the operation was a success.
We managed to stick your arm again.
No, no, no
- It's not my arm. - Relax.
It is Satan's arm! It is Satan's arm!
Calm down.
No, it's not me!
No!
It's not me! What the hell ...?
Stop!
Randi?
You need to settle down removing the denture later.
Tonight I'm ready for a little hue.
From him that got away.
Nameless GERMAN SOLDIERS WHO FELL IN WAR
Bakken.
Warm.
The men have rotted.
We need more people.
Fittelås!
You scared me, Nils.
I can no more nonsense. I have been a damn long day.
A wedding, a funeral and confirmation.
She's one confirmant was the damn fine, then.
If only I had been ten years younger -
- And not a priest, of course
Nils?
Come on!
Sieg
Heil.
Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil
They came down from the mountain.
I saw them.
Hello! Hello!
They are coming! They're going to kill everyone!
I poured coffee.
- It is the cold. - Because you're 40 minutes late.
I am in the winter. The DST system -
- Is completely idiotic. What do you have?
Not much. The boy at Petra has shoplift again.
They should have done that in Iran. Off with his hands. When he had learned.
And Ove dog has pooed in Olsen's garden.
- Shoot him - Olsen?
Not Olsen. Shoot the dog!
So we have lectures to school about the harms of using marijuana.
lame!
There was one thing, then. From Øksfjord.
Øksfjord? It is not our district.
Martin Hykkerud escaped from the hospital yesterday.
Martin Hykkerud? He who killed his friends on top of the mountain?
Yes. He escaped yesterday and killed a little boy and a policeman -
- By fling a Mercedes star in the face at him.
- Kutta the Mercedes star? - Yes.
- What Oslo? - About Mercedes star?
About Hykkerud case!
We need additional people, they get sent a team up.
Sent a team up? Extra people?
How the hell do I get money additional people from?
I do not even have money new batteries for cars.
Okay. Right.
What?
Were we not agree having a casual look here?
Continue.
Too much coffee. Just go ahead, you.
Best for you if you continue.
This is a war museum, huh?
Yes.
Yes, and
Do you have any information about the Germans?
Help!
Listen to me!
I do not have time for this. They come, and we must stop them!
- I have two kittens at home! - Shut up!
Just help me. Please.
- Do you have information about Einsatz? - Yes.
- Second floor. - Second floor.
Where the hell are you?
- What are you looking for? - Herzog.
Buddy with Hitler.
- Nice, huh? - Do not touch the exhibit.
Scharnholst.
Was he He was on his way?
He was on his way to Talvik the evening they were slaughtered in Øksfjord?
On behalf of Hitler.
A mission that was never performed. It is. Exactly what is it.
They will destroy Talvik.
where
Herzog was going from Øksfjord -
- Which is here.
And he was going to Flintstone.
It's here.
Where are we now?
Where are we now?!
Her.
Isnestoften.
It is the in between.
They are recruiting!
They make new soldiers. Can they do it now? Fuck!
Okay, they come here. They come here.
I will not die in a museum with a guy in a green jogging suit.
Calm down. You will die.
But relax. Not today.
There!
Let what this thing can do.
What kind of things?
What did you do? You killed them only without
It's arm, man.
Before I could not control it, but now makes it known what I think.
You're not even sweating.
Do not worry about it.
They build bigger. Damn much larger.
There are too many through the arm.
So much death.
All this unnecessary death.
(whimpering)
Fuck!
You did what he fucker in the place. You just
- You - No, it was the arm. It was the arm.
He does not attack
- Visit now? - It was early.
Hello?
What the deepest hell happened here?
What do engineers?
It is not technical, Only Tom and Ole in a white coat.
The thought so a little more professionally out.
NCIS should be herein night.
- Do we have any witnesses? - If you get the seagulls to chatting happily.
Gulls, yes. Then you have a damn good invention.
A gadget that translates seagull language to human language.
He who finds a way are fucking rich.
Get the bodies of Talvik before the gulls eat them up.
And take the damn many pictures, otherwise NCIS cut off my balls.
Here are pictures from the surveillance camera.
Is not that where ...?
To me at the head of guttefitta mi.
Okay, guys, guys! We are in a hurry. Come on!
Come on, man! We have things to do!
I did not know it was ugly-nosed congress in the city.
Come and get me, then.
Come and get me if you dare.
Move it!
Stop!
Shoot.
Talvik. Now.
- There you are, yes. - Satan lives to accommodate all equal.
The dress is absolutely stuffed full. We had to throw the rest in the garage.
- Sounds like a perfect solution. - Thank you.
Most Germans and French. Hardly the vacation they envisioned.
To get worn off his head and arms and get entrails torn out?
Unless they like that kind of kinky stuff.
- Should you do that? - No.
- Should not NCIS been here now? - It gave a lot in Alta.
The plane could not land. They are here in the morning, they say.
- It's perfect. - What?
It's our chance.
Now, we fucking show people what we're made of here.
We here at Talvik Police find Martin Hykkerud itself.
We get him. Vi. We will be heroes.
Not the goddamn suit-clad, homofriserte -
- Sushi-eating hestkukene south.
Beef boys
Brief guys. Send photos to all gossips throughout Talvik.
He stops to pee, I Knowing the color and smell of urine.
- Odor and color. - And make ready their weapons.
Now we shoot anything other than gulls, for once.
Lord.
He was first seen here.
In Øksfjord.
And next time here. Museum at lsnestoften.
So it looks as if heading south. Perhaps there.
We have a problem.
A gang dressed as Germans are going bananas out there?
Bananas? They killed loads of different people.
We have not had a murder since 74, and suddenly there Ragnarok.
Okay, everybody, listen up! Shoot first, ask later!
There is no one here.
They are gone.
Since you do not can complete the mission, -
- You can just turn and go back to your snow cave.
Some have grown a bit since last time. Been a little bigger.
I also took a couple of buddies the dance.
Is not it a bit sour when someone you thought was dead -
- Coming back to kill you?
Troops!
Attack!
What the hell is going on here? Is the carnival in town?
Is there a tank?
- Damn! - Run!
Help!
- Should not we help them? - Help who?
Those with blemishes in German uniform or those with blemishes in Russian?
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph Stalin! - What the hell's going on?
Do as hell. Looks like a video game.
Behold Martin Hykkerud!
- Yes! - Should we take him?
No, no. Wait until it calms down.
There are tactical policing.
Untermensch.
Why did you not just die on the mountain?
You got what you should have. You got the gold.
But it was not enough.
You were greedy.
you wanted more.
That's why you lost.
Because you were greedy.
You know you lost the war?
Lost everything.
Joined ridiculed.
Pathetic.
And you know what?
You lose again.
- Where the hell are they? - I know as hell.
Hell too! Bjarne!
Are you in a coma?
Go and find them, dammit!
I would resolve this matter. Do not end with a hundred new corpses.
Where do we fit it all? The garage and the freezer is packed.
I do not know! I do not know.
The gulls again. They do not eaten so well since the war.
We should have the damn machine.
Whoever translated seagull language to human language.
Then we would fuck me Jack the matter as an egg.
As an egg.